"Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man!" --The Dude
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules." --Walter Sobchak
"Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on." --Fred Jung
"I'll tip her! " --Rocco
"Fucking... What the fucking fuck! Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... FUCK!" --Rocco
"Hey fuck-ass, gimme a beer!" --Rocco
"Most people are sheep. Who are you to criticize something you've never experienced? " --Sebastian
"Oh man I'm fuckin' wasted!" --Slater
"I say we get drunk, because I'm all out of ideas." --Metatron
"No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater... than central air." --Azrael
